11.26.2010

Help me get a date with Taylor Swift!

For Christmas this year, I want you all to write a letter to Taylor Swift suggesting that she and I go on a date next time she's in Salt Lake (Sept. 28, 2011, I think). It doesn't have to be anything extravagant. When you're done with that, have all your friends and neighbors write, too. Invite them to the Facebook event or send them the link to my blog.

Thanks in advance! Y'all are the best!


Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift Entertainment
242 West Main Street
PMB 412
Hendersonville, TN 37075
USA

11.01.2010

F.A.Q.

The questions I am most frequently asked since starting this blog are:
  • I want to have your child. Can I can I can I?
  • I want to name my firstborn son after you. Do I have to pay a licensing fee?
  • What's with the waveform on top of your page?
Actually, nobody has asked that third one yet, but that's the question I'm going to answer.

When I started this blog, I put a nontrivial amount of thought into how things should look and 'feel.' The mood I was trying to convey is that which comes to my mind whenever I hear Elliot Goldenthal's Batman fanfare.

"But Zachary, Blogger allows you to embed audio on your blog. You could've had that music play whenever someone visited your blog."

No. I could not bring myself to do that, for two reasons:
  1. This isn't Myspace.
  2. This isn't the 1990s.
So since I couldn't play the music audibly, the next best thing was to display the music visually. Now you know.

To listen to the music I'm describing, go here.

To see a low-resolution video of the music in its original context (the opening titles and scene in Batman Forever), go here.

To see the first thing I thought of when I italicized the words 'play' and 'display,' go here.